hi! i'm tristan

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Here's where I keep my writings. I love ferrets*, despise LLMs*, and complain quite often about JavaScript*. All of my original code here is dual licensed under the MIT and Apache 2.0 licenses, unless used for evil or published in one of my repositories that specifies a license.

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that's odd. you haven't clicked a single Orange Thing yet! don't want to have the gimmick? opt out